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Model of Queens: Kimmy Sticks


Kimmy Sticks
Home: Bayside
Age: 27
Height: 5’ 2"
Weight: 125
Stats: 34-29-36


Graphic. That describes Kimmy Sticks.

This petite dynamo just recently decided that she didn’t want to be inhibited anymore, and has grabbed hold of that and is riding it for all it is worth.

“I have come to a point in my life when I’m not as self-conscious as I used to be,” she said. After trying to get involved with alternative girl Web sites, she decided to strike out on her own and enjoy being in front of the camera.

“Truthfully, I’ve never really done anything for print,” she admitted. “I’ve been on a couple of Web sites being out in the nightlife, but I haven’t done a real photo shoot beside photos for my wedding.”

Married and living in Bayside to a husband who “is totally supportive” of her late-blooming passion, Kimmy has started taking a pole dancing class and is willing to experiment. “Even if the nude thing had panned out," her husband is "cool with that.”

When not testing her new passion or strolling in Crocheron Park with dog Jack, Kimmy works as a scientific illustrator.

A West Islip native, she lived in Astoria before marriage, and now lives in “suburban Queens.”

A hobby drummer, Kimmy and her husband, who plays guitar, sometimes jam in a friend’s basement. “I have the rock star dream,” she says.

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Last Escape

On Halloween of 1926 the master illusionist and magician Harry Houdini died and was buried in Machpelah Cemetery on Cypress Hill Street in Queens. Cause of death: possibly murder.

Now, Houdini’s descendants and those of his arch nemesis Dr. Le Roi Crandon, who is said to have been involved in the alleged murder, want the contortionist’s body exhumed to determine whether he was in fact murdered.

Known for belittling the Spiritualist movement, one in which Crandon took part, Houdini made some serious enemies. He angered them further by attempting to make public his unsubstantiated accusation that Crandon was a pedophile.

In the call to exhume the bodies from the Queens cemetery, the great grandchildren of Houdini and Crandon have joined a forensic specialist, a criminal defense attorney and the co-authors of the book that uncovered evidence suggesting that homicide could have taken place.

If the bodies are exhumed, Houdini’s escape from the Queens grave may be his most frightening stunt of all.


In Queens With 50


Ciara and Southeast Queens’ 50 Cent were spotted rollin’ through Queens recently, provoking observers to speculate the two hip-hop stars are an item. Ciara, 21, quickly nixed the rumors by telling MTV: “I have moments when I’m like, it would be great to have somebody there. Then I have moments when I say, ‘I’m 21 and I’m single and I have to enjoy myself.’

Hollis-born 50 is similarly enjoying himself and recently told Blender magazine that his scheduled 2008 album release would be his last with Interscope Records.

“We’ll see if they give me $100 million dollars,” he told the mag.

Fiddy says, if you’re from Queens, you gotta live like king.


Roosevelt Robbery

A 55-year old Queens native, Anthony Tulino, was fined $500 and placed on probation in the Florida town where he now resides, for stealing the Spanish-American war pistol of a more famous New Yorker, Teddy Roosevelt.

According to United Press International, the gun had been missing from its museum display case for over 15 years, and was only returned last June, when police searched Tulino’s residence based on an anonymous tip.

The 1892 Colt .38 revolver was originally recovered from the wreckage of the USS Maine, which sank in 1898. It was then gifted to the Old Orchard Museum at the Sagamore Hill National Historical Site in Oyster Bay, Long Island.

Tulino, when sentenced, apologized for stealing the gun, blaming it on a drunken impulse.

Does that qualify him for elective office?


Well, Jesus Loves Her

Richmond Hill's Cyndi Lauper

Cyndi Lauper recently appeared on the Today Show and announced that she’s touring on behalf of gay non-profit Human Rights Campaign. This prompted negative feedback from Founder and President of the Media Research Center Brent Bozell.

On his Web site, Bozell claimed that Today co-host Meredith Vieira played Cyndi’s publicist during the interview “asking her to explain how a dollar from every ticket goes to ‘something very important,’ that being the Human Rights Campaign.”

Cyndi got fired up against the conservatives and she lashed out, “Who gives a s…? They can take their conservatism because let me tell you something, if you live in America and you believe in equality for all which is one of the basic foundations that this country and Constitution was built on, then you can’t turn around and say the home of the free except for you guys over there. You come to this country to have equal opportunity, well then, brother and sister, it’s got to be equal. If you’re going to talk the talk, baby, you’ve got to walk the walk. Don’t give me crap. I’ve been to Catholic school. I know the drill. I ain’t scared of nobody.

“Ain’t it swell? When I first came out, I was singing ‘She Bop’ and they had signs that said “Jesus Loves You.” I wanted to carry my own sign that said, “I know.”


Hotter Than Judy

TV Judge Marilyn Milian

The hottest thing in justice these days may just be under the robes of a judge who hails from Queens.

Judge Marilyn Milian is the latest person to take the bench at “The People’s Court,” the hit daytime court show originally hosted by Judge Wapner – and she has been labeled by her producers as “the hottest judge on TV.”

Milian was born in Queens to Cuban parents, who moved with her to Florida when she was 8 years old. She went to law school, graduating Georgetown Law at age 23, and was appointed to the Miami Circuit Court bench in Florida by Gov. Jeb Bush in 1999 – at the tender age (for a judge) of 38.

She is now in her fifth season in the People’s Court.

Think she could get a transfer up to Queens some day? We call for a change of venue!


Senior Power

At the Glenridge Senior Center in Ridgewood expect to see more grannies practicing their mean upper cut, the New York Post recently reported. In the wake of brutal attacks on two Queens seniors, the center announced that it would be re-introducing its self-defense classes, which were replaced last year with dancing instruction.

Seniors are not to be taken lightly and are already roundhouse kickin’ around the borough

Grace Wilson, an 82-year-old from Jamaica, immediately enrolled in a martial arts class and wasn’t going to let a double-hip replacement stop her from opening a can of whoop-ass on a thug.

“He’d be hurting as much as me, because I wouldn’t let him get away with it,” she said of the low-life who preyed upon 101-year-old Rose Morat and 85-year-old Solange Elizee a few weeks ago.


Done Yet?


Two Queens homies are still at loggerheads with each other. Rosie O’Donnell is promising to never mention Donald Trump’s name again. Hopefully this will end their squabble. The Donald made fun of Rosie’s depression saying that she “gets depressed when she looks in the mirror.”

To this Rosie replied, “Make fun as much as you want, but it’s an illness.” Before her vow of silence Rosie exclaimed that she “will never mention that Dump Truck again,” her nickname for the Donald.

While on “The View,” Rosie repeated what Trump said about her depression and imitated the Donald’s comb-over to which her co-hosts followed suit.


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