1. Yes, it’s just not a holiday like it is here in the U.S.

2. One. Every year we celebrate the anniversary of the birthday.

3. 12. All months have 28 days.

4. The beggar is a woman.

5. He’s not dead yet.

6. 6. Each team gets 3 outs.

7. No, dead men can’t get married.

8. They didn’t play each other.

9. Anthony and Cleopatra were goldfish whose bowl was knocked over by a clumsy dog.

10. White, it’s a polar bear. They are in the arctic.

11. 2. That’s how many you took away, remember?

12. Half dollar and a nickel. Only ONE of them isn’t a nickel; the other is.

13. The match.

14. Half-way, then he is running out of the forest.

15. 1 hr. If you take a pill at 1 o’clock, then another at 1:30 and the last at 2: o’clock, they will be taken in 1 hr.

16. Meat.

17. None. Moses wasn’t on the ark.

18. 9 survived.

19. 12

20. Bill Clinton — be prepared to change this to Al Gore any moment.

21. YOU are the driver.

22. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.

23. 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between am & pm

24. "one word"

25. An hour and a half IS 90 minutes.

26. The child was born before 1776

27. Mount Everest, it just hadn’t been discovered!

28. World War I wasn’t called "World War I" until World War II.

29. The word "and".

30. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.

31. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.